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30 September 2005 @ 01:04 am
[Lyrics Translation] Juice by Kaidoh, Ryoma, Inui (?) @ E=MC2  
this is just pure crack XD
ETA: be sure to check the convesation in the comments XD
we've solved the biggest mystery involving this album

Ryoma: Oh, Kaidoh senpai, Inui senpai is over there
Kaidoh: Ah, I see.
Ryoma: What “I see”... jya, lets got for it and tell him today!
Kaidoh: Ah... I'm so nervous
Ryoma: Eh? nervous? It's too late to say that now.
Ryoma: Hora, Seigaku~
Kaidoh: ~Fight!
Ryoma: Inui senpai, today, we need to tell you something
Kaidoh: fshuu~
Ryoma: Up until now we have been holding it back, but...
Ryoma: eh, this is no good, I can't say it
Kaidoh: What's wrong, Echizen?
Ryoma: I knew it. Kaidoh senpai, please say it.
Kaidoh: ME!? uh..senpai... fshuu~
Ryoma: ...eh? what is this...

*insert pregnant silence during which you are left to guess what was it that happened that made Ryoma ask 何ですか それ and that made him decided that he should probably just ask the question instead of waiting for Kaidoh to say it*

Ryoma: Anyway I just can't believe that Inui Juice is good for the body.
Kaidoh: What is in it?
*cue opening music to "YOU GET THE POWER")
Ryoma: Ah...I don't mean the recipe.
Kaidoh: Firstly, look at the colour!
Ryoma: Un, it's inconceivable.
Kaidoh: And then that flavour.
Ryoma: Inconceivable.
Kaidoh: The shock.
Ryoma: Truely inconceivable!
Kaidoh: The immediate effect...
Ryoma: Inconceivable.
Kaidoh: All in all...
Ryoma: Inconceivable!!!
Kaidoh: In conclusion, what we want to say is...
Kaidoh: Ready, Go!
Kaidoh+Ryoma: Inui Juice unnecessary!

Ryoma: senpai, did you hear us?
Kaidoh: Did you hear what we say, Inui senpai?
Ryoma: Whoa!
Kaidoh: Bac...backlight...
Ryoma: and then...
Kaidoh: his glasses...
Ryoma: Flashed!
Kaidoh: Sen...senpai, please calm down!
Ryoma: You'll understand if we can explain.
Kaidoh: Inui senpai, is this...
Ryoma: a new invention?!
Kaidoh: Aha... ahahahaha
Ryoma: Hehe we were joking just now.
Kaidoh: Yes, yes, joke, joke
Ryoma: Actually, Inui Juice is the best1
Kaidoh: ! Echizen you fool!
Ryoma: Ah shitshit, I said it was the best... Anyway, please follow up!
Kaidoh: Eh? Ah?! Eh?! fshuu~
Ryoma: eh that again...?

*THE slience that makes you wonder what is going on "again"*

Ryoma: Senpai, please just say it clearly.
Kaidoh: OK
Ryoma: I'm really begging you.
Kaidoh: Inui senpai, I'll just say it straight today, for our Seigaku Tennis club...
Ryoma: Go on! Go on!
Kaidoh: I-...
Ryoma: Go on!
Kaidoh: In-...
Ryoma: Go on!
Kaidoh: In-...
Ryoma: What are you doing! Please just quickly say it!
Kaidoh: Ah, For our Seigaku Tennis club, I-...
Ryoma: Go on!
Kaidoh: Inui Juice is not needed!!!
Ryoma: You said it~!
Kaidoh: Wait! Wait! Senpai! ARRRGH

(Please wait while Kaidoh becomes the subject for Inui's new product trial)

Ryoma: Aaah
Kaidoh: Uwhwaaaaaaa
Ryoma: *girly scream*
Kaidoh: *agonized cries continues*
Ryoma: Kaidoh senpai, Kaidoh senpai, please in there! please hang in there! Kaidoh senpai! AAHHH!
Ryoma: Kaidoh senpai...?
Kaidoh: arrrrgh
Ryoma: KAAAIIIDOH SENPAIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bwahahahahaha

ETA: and my English is getting worse than my Japanese... *changes proof to prove*


 
 
 
L.impressioniste on September 29th, 2005 06:31 pm (UTC)
XD I tried translating this when it first came out, and literally the only part I ever understood was the thing about Inui becoming Inui's 'test subject'.

Thanks for this >D
L.impressioniste on September 29th, 2005 06:40 pm (UTC)
P.S. I hope you don't mind if I spam your LJ with love for people to come read this. ^^
terrible lurkerxenium on September 29th, 2005 06:45 pm (UTC)
you're welcomed, glad to be of service
I was laughing like crazy when I heard this song (well.. I think virtually the whole E=MC2 album did that to me, but still)

and of course I won't mind~~ XD
L.impressioniste on September 29th, 2005 06:49 pm (UTC)
I was laughing even though I couldn't understand it, and laughing more now.

Poor Kaidoh! He's such a timid little thing despite the outward appearances. XD I love how Ryoma bullies him.
terrible lurkerxenium on September 29th, 2005 07:03 pm (UTC)
XD yeah, he's so kawaii that way
I kept wanting to yell at him "why are you letting a kouhai order you around!"
to his credit, Ryoma did sound seriously distressed when Kaidoh "died" from the Inui juice tho bwahahahaha
L.: inui // dataimpressioniste on September 29th, 2005 07:08 pm (UTC)
Now he's left to face Inui-senpai...
terrible lurkerxenium on September 30th, 2005 12:18 am (UTC)
*insert evil cackle*
Helen: Inui Juice [by ai_chi]disutansu on September 29th, 2005 08:00 pm (UTC)
*snorts and dies* I had a feeling that was what they were trying to say. XDDD Poor poor Kaidoh. But then again he's quite a pushover. *gets shot* I mean. XD

We have wondered why it would suddenly cut to "You Get Power" in the middle of the... well, in the middle of it. Proposed theory: Inui had a CD playing the eerie background music and accidentally knocked into it so the track skipped and he had to quickly turn it back. XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[/dork]
terrible lurkerxenium on September 30th, 2005 12:18 am (UTC)
he's sooooo a pushover, and that's why he's so adorable XD
blackoftwilight on September 29th, 2005 08:17 pm (UTC)
XD That's hilarious! I still say that it sounds like sex is going on in the end.
terrible lurkerxenium on September 30th, 2005 12:16 am (UTC)
I agree, even understanding what is going on. It STILL sounded so naughty near the end XD
Mojo the Monkeymojotmonkey on September 29th, 2005 09:56 pm (UTC)
INCONCEIVABLE! I think someone has seen The Princess Bride one too many times. XD

And is it just me, or does the first section sound like they're going to tell Inui that they're dating? XD
terrible lurkerxenium on September 30th, 2005 12:15 am (UTC)
XD it could have been unbelievable, but I couldn't for the life of me remember how to spell that correctly, and was too lazy to spell check XD

And, no, it's not just you ^^;
L.impressioniste on September 30th, 2005 12:39 am (UTC)
"Inui-senpai... your juice sucks. And so does Kaidoh-senpai. If you were curious."

I'm high on Echizen crack today.
terrible lurkerxenium on September 30th, 2005 12:43 am (UTC)
ROFL Echizen is sooo dead now
Li: Me: Looking smex?li_bii on September 30th, 2005 01:47 am (UTC)
Ha! I thought 'The Princess Bride' too! INCONCEIVABLE~!
when the gales of November come earlykishmet on September 29th, 2005 10:13 pm (UTC)
XDDDDDD That was awesome. Poor Kaidoh, first bullied by Echizen, then used as a test subject *pets him* He gets tortured so often XDDDD
terrible lurkerxenium on September 30th, 2005 12:13 am (UTC)
yeah, poor thing, he's such a push over o~>v<~o
Uchi~shinichirouwaya on September 29th, 2005 10:40 pm (UTC)
Ryoma: Inui senpai, today, we need to tell you something
Ryoma: Up until now we have been holding it back, but...

... Sounds like 1. a love confession 2. wedding announcement ......
That song has always made me think: "Kaidoh ... x ... Echizen .." o_O
terrible lurkerxenium on September 30th, 2005 12:12 am (UTC)
rofl, now that probably explain why he's making Kaidoh instead of Ryoma drink that Inui juice (when it's pretty obvious Ryoma is the one who wanted to complain about it more ) XD
L.impressioniste on September 30th, 2005 12:37 am (UTC)
"Hey... Echizen. You're next."

I think he's making Ryoma watch to make it worse, later.
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terrible lurkerxenium on September 30th, 2005 12:10 am (UTC)
LOL
But then, if you do want to know what the next song is about, it's been translated by disutansu here, and I've typed up the spoken part at the end here ^^
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terrible lurkerxenium on September 30th, 2005 12:40 am (UTC)
ROFL
I see it now! It's Inui singing about Ryoma and Kaidoh!
"Both that person and this person… where are they heading?" translates in to "WTF ARE THEY DOING COMMING TO TALK TO ME TOGETHER!"

"For whom will you get hurt?" -> "Kaidoh, will you drink this for Echizen?"
"For whom will you cry?" -> "Echizen, will you cry when Kaido dies?
etc
hai hai, it all makes sense now
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terrible lurkerxenium on September 30th, 2005 01:36 am (UTC)
oh the angst the angst!!! >
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明珠kiku_cha8_8 on September 30th, 2005 05:32 am (UTC)
hello I'm a random person. ^^;;

ryoma's screams, girly and gut wrenching made me giggle. X3
awww the crackness. X3
terrible lurkerxenium on September 30th, 2005 05:47 am (UTC)
hi random person XD
yesh, this "song" (and actually about a quarter of the pot songs) are so full of cracks XD
i am a lonely bucket ~:"(emcyclopedia on November 30th, 2005 07:47 am (UTC)
Nyaa~

I love how you translated those RajiPuri episodes.
And so, here I am! To pay my love to you! I could stop laughing... Although this post is dated back almost two months... XD"

I would like to know... where to get the above drama you translated. X3
terrible lurkerxenium on November 30th, 2005 10:33 am (UTC)
Thanks for dropping by ^^
Glad to know you enjoyed the trans~ XD

all the dramas I've translated will be posted on my LJ, you can find the older ones either in my memories section (all the rajipuri stuffs got thrown together in one folder ^^; ) or browse my LJ with the "mini drama" tag

http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=xenium&keyword=Rajipuri&filter=all
http://www.livejournal.com/users/xenium/tag/mini+drama

(if you mean how to get the original raw sound file, they are from the rajipuris, one of the posts in the memories section has most of them up for download)
Strange Entanglementdevilintoronto on December 1st, 2005 04:18 am (UTC)
PWEASE!!!!
I want this song!!!!

can you PWEASE PWEASE send it to me!!!!!

luver_in_anime@hotmail.com

THANJKYOU!!!
terrible lurkerxenium on December 1st, 2005 04:52 am (UTC)
Re: PWEASE!!!!
sorry, I don't have the file with me on the computer,
try requesting (or checking the old posts) in tenipurimusic may be?
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(Anonymous) on June 29th, 2007 03:23 am (UTC)
Hiya, I just HAD to comment on this
gah I think I just died. The last part made me laugh to the point I'm crying! :0 and the ryoma girly scream... gah thinking about it made me giggle oh too much. and I do not giggle! XD